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wangandwin wrote : Paddy went to diy store and buys a bath gets it back home fits it shouts his missus to look at his handy work she says well fillit then weel try it out paddy gets all exited and starts running the bath but the water just kept running away so paddy goes back to the store fuming that he has got damedged goods the assistant calmed him down and asked did he buy  a plug paddy sez u daft twat u dint tell me it was electric !!!!!!

I bet Jim Davidson is sh1tting himself...

A man is driving along a country road and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is what is commonly known as dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the road sees the man crying and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible!" he explains, "I accidentally hit this bunny rabbit with my car and killed him."

The blonde says,"Don't worry, that's not a problem."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What the hell is in that can? What did you spray on tha Bunny?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says....................

"Hair Spray, restores life to dead hair and adds permanent wave."

     

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--Last edited by TC on 2009-04-28 10:01:09 --

DOCTORS IN IRELAND HAVE FOUND A WOMAN WITH 2 CUNTS

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